The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Stolen from QueenMorbid and its so true...now to find a guy like that...and i mean one around my age cause i know older guys are like that but lets face it I'm NOT Anna Nicole Smith...ew.....













How To Keep A Woman



1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do.



2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem fool-proof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. If you do cheat on them do not ever talk to the girl or see the girl you cheated on them with. They will be hurt , no matter what they say.



3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat.



4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.



5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.



6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.



7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.



8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.

If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.



9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...



10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.



11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..



11. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!



12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING (plastic ones from machines count). Even if it's not a serious relationship.



13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.



14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.



15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR GIRLFRIEND CLOSER.



16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.



17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.



18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.



19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.



20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.



21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.



22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.



23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.



24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them WITHOUT being asked.



25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.



**********26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.************



27. Don't marinade in the cologne, but smell good.



28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.



30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.



31. NEVER, and I mean NEVER make her do anything she doesn't wanna do. Because if you do she'll think that you're only after one thing. (and I think you all know what that is)-sex.



(If you have read this and you are a girl, then some of these things are actually really true...am I right?! And if you read this and you are a guy, then these are like the best tips you could ever get!)



Re-post so EVERY GUY will know how to treat a lady.



repost this as.."I don't know what guy wrote this, but he's a gem.

Okay so its 1am her and I’m watching Smokey and the Bandit while doing my nails wow how redneck can yeah get right? Lmao I’m thinking about painting them but the only colors I got are back and some purplish pink. So I joined thoughts.com cause someone went and got himself suspended from VR *stares at him* good job darlin.

So anyway I found some really cute pictures of anime goth couples really cute ones. Don’t know what I’m going to do with them thinking of just using them as a desktop. “These bears are about to fall over you like maple syrup” how great of a quote is that. Anyway I’m bored and I’m so fucking sick of rating people on VR. Its like that’s all I do and I still fucking dropped a level. Fuck that shit you know. I want a guy that drives like the Bandit.

Yeah so I got asked the best question today, “what do I look for in a guy? So I told him Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice… well since no one knows who that is I am now saying a mix between Denis Leary, Alan Rickman, and David Bowie in his Ziggy Stardust days…and still no one knows what I’m talking about…shit makes me feel old.

Someone needs to remind my dumb ass to go to the store tomorrow and get me some food so I can stop living off blow pops. Aww my movie is over. Okay going to pack it up and head to the bedroom now.

Okay so I just got a message that said the my blogs/journals are too girly 0.0 *looks down* well I have tits and a pussy so yeah I’m a girl and I have every right to fucking act like one. If I want to talk about nails, boys, cloths, and what not then I fucking will if I want to talk about cars, auto parts, rock concerts and chicks then I fucking will. DON’T LIKE DON’T READ.

Okay so anyway since one of my new year resolutions is to lose 60 pounds I decided that my main problem was that I snack late at night while I’m sitting here talking to people I think I just do it for the fact to have something in my mouth so suck and chew on. Get you mind out of the gutter guys. So I bought me a pacifier and I have that in my mouth the only issue is I might get buck teeth and after all that money for braces I don’t want that. So any ideas would be great. I just need something to keep in my mouth.

Okay I’m having way to much fun chewing on this thing. I’m trying to get up to 81 posts fun. If you don’t know what I’m talking about well I don’t give a damn. Umm yeah I’m going to stop writing this and start working one rates.

Its sad when I bet money a guy wont like me huh.. damn you jr. high see what you did to me anyway. Dad comes home tonight at 1:30am so I’m trying to stay awake, poor guy leaves again tomorrow to drive up to Iowa for a job interview, that means two days by myself woot! What else huh? Hmm I need to clean out my keyboard my keys are sticking. And its right under the S.. I don’t want to be an Emo so I don’t want to bitch and whine but then I want to talk about my feelings. But isn’t all life is, is feelings so every time we how feelings we’re emo? Unless we are classifying emo as those who wont stop crying and are annoying. In which case I’m not that. I forgot where I was going with this…okay the S is really starting to piss me off. And its like you need it in everything you type. Stupid S. hmm oo everyone liked my holiday stamp thingy yeah I was happy about it. Someone needs to remind me to ask QueenMorbid to make me a protection stamp cause she’s sooooo much better at it then me… if you people can guess me being half asleep is sorta like drunk typing. Of course I’m typing this in works first so all the misspelled words will be taken care of, at least I hope they will be. And I’m talking to the guy I like so I’m pretty sure I’m going to embarrass the hell out of myself.. shit I should sign of but I cant cause he makes me happy…okay need to stop talking about him…god I cant type worth hell right now. My heads starting to hurt…I hate girls they piss me off they do they are so bitchy and yeah…wow I haven’t even typed that much and it seems like I’ve been typing forever. I think my eye sight is going, come morning I will have most likely deleted this…I just thought my mouse was a bug lmao. Ooo mom woke up yeah god bed sounds sooooooo good…I think my body is giving out on me and I cant move my neck oh fucking god ow ow ow moving on oh caps! THANK YOU VAMPIRIKA AND RADU FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY STUPIDNESS AND KEEPING ME AWAKE YOU ROCK MY SOCKS…ATLEAST YOU WOULD IF I WAS WEARING ANY lmao anyway omg I just when on page two…yay yay yay isn’t that a band or song..I leveled up and I’m now a 10 I’m a whole 10 years old go me its my birthday yeah..that was like so two years ago jesus I just spelt ago wrong wow umm I’m going to post this now so yeah enjoy my half asleep ramble/ drunk typing lmao woooooooooooohooooooooooo ow that hurt my head

I really don’t like profiles that have just a survey about yourself it does not help you get to know the person filling it out. So if one of those is on the profile or that is all you have you won’t get a high waiting unless of course a few members have them but they have them in different languages and I think that’s neat. Also I hate people who don’t read a profile I just went to one and he had the Nazi symbol in his picture and the comments where like I like your page its very cool great but how many of them do you actually think read the page? I gave him a 1 because I was offended that’s right a one and I don’t care if people get pissed at me.

What the fuck is this shit about Vampirika? He’s and assholes… I THINK NOT. I happen to find him to be a great guy and yes I’ve read threw his journal and I found nothing wrong with him at all (plus he’s hot and he knows it lol) To anyone who hates him or has an issues with him don’t come near my page cause I don’t want to have to put up with your stupidity.

To those who have issues with QueenMorbid or Radu….PISS OFF!

Everyone on my friends list is a kind sweet person

Deadman13 is very intelligent and kind to everyone

Emoboy16 he’s just adorable

Jackofspades83 is funny and just all around a great guy

LadyKrystalynDarkstar…I love her she’s wonderful and funny and just great words can not describe her

Kontradiction is a very very sweet lady who I have the pleasure of calling house sister

QueenMorbid is my mom lol she’s great, funny, sweet, she does have a temper or so I’m told

Radu is a great guy very sweet and nice and helps everyone. Plus he’s funny and he knows how to cheer someone up.

Scarsforlife she is honest and nice and not afraid to tell you anything like if your spelling sucks :p

Thirsty4blood, she’s a dork and my sister and I love her lots

TrinityGirl01 she’s a great friend and I love talking to her

Vampirika he is everything I said before, funny, sweet, intelligent, charming, great sense of humor, he’s real he tells the truth, and hot :p

There isn’t a damn thing wrong with any of those people and I am blessed to call them friends. If you don’t like it well in the words of LadyK…. GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC

I decided to post a decent journal…of course I’m typing this in Microsoft works cause I want my spelling and grammar to be some what decent. Most of my entries will be in stream of Conciseness or in other words I’m going to write until I have nothing else to write. I think if its long enough I’m going to post it as different enters. Also stream of conciseness doesn’t have to make sense that’s what I love about it so much. You can rant and rave and nothing has to make sense, well first off I’m 20 years old not that it means much but I guess it will do. I have two loving parents although sometimes I want to ring their necks like I figure they want to do to me sometimes. I have an older sister whose 28 I don’t really talk to her all that much we didn’t hang out or anything when I was younger. She got marred and pregnant at 17 and by the time I was old enough to do anything with her she had a kid to worry about. One of my biggest fears growing up was having a kid too soon. I’ve already passed my sister and after I’m 22 I would have passed my mother which I think I’m going to make it. I have high standers in guys. I know what I want and if your not it tough change on dating me. I know that might seem kind of vapid or shadow but that’s how I am. Wow I’ve made a lot of spelling errors thank god for spell check right. Anyway I was thinking about posting what I want in a guy but then I figured guys would read it and pretend to be that guy so I’m not I’m just going to keep deleting the stupid messages and move on. I doubt I’ll find him on here anyway. Besides a lot of people lie on these type of sits anyway. I have no bed, shadow is hogging it all and I need to stretch…yes I’m in bed get your fucking mind out of the gutter. I’m on my laptop that I got for my 20th birthday. Only thing I really got. My cousin beat his wife the night of my birthday and we had the cops here and he was arrested. The day of my birthday I watched movies because I’m that lame. Anyway Sunday was my party. Because my bday was on a Friday my grandmother came over and that was hell. All she did was bitch about my cousin and gave me a Christmas box big glass thing it was empty… and christmas candle…a bookmark, and one placemat… oh I should point out that my birthday is in AUGEST…christmas stuff should Not be given. And she couldn’t figure out why I’m bad…it gets better though. My second cousin whose 7 was there cause he lived with us at the time he got new toys, vides games, and movies…his bday is in April I didn’t think it was fair at all.

Moving on…okay so I try to be nice to people on this site when they message me and be their friend but do any of these people read my profile is says I’m not looking for anyone and yet hey hit on me…and when I tell them not to they still do it its like fuck understand what I’m saying. And apparently since I’m a girl I’m stupid and can’t read the site rules. I wanted to know who’s stalking me so I post on my page and has like you’re a free member you cant see I was like no shit…but I can ask like a normal person…what’s with all these people putting I am the darkness, I am evil, I am Satan I mean really it gets old none of you are these things your just people you view life differently. I got asked to be someone’s heavenly dark vampire queen or some stupid shit like that…. That doesn’t make since…heaven isn’t dark for one it’s all white and shiny and shit second vampire don’t die so they can’t go to heaven and do I look fucking dead to you??? Huh DO I…noooooo I don’t. Why can’t people read the pages anymore I mean that’s what they are there for. But know they have to look at the picture and judge. The red lines are bothering me I shall do spell check now. Alright. I just forgot on what I was talking about yeah I think I’ll end it here for tonight, go to bed and get some sleep and all that good shit. NIGHT ALL

I've come to a point where nothing matters. I cant even think. I cant day dream I cant write I cant do anything that involves my mind. Its just blank, i'm even haveing issues role playing. I wonder if its from over stress or something like that. I just wish it would go away.